save-spock-and-roll:

when no one in class is ready for the test

frickstiel:

theannieplanet:

brolinstolemyheart:

misha-in-the-tardis-at221b:

i’m waking up

to ash and dust

I wipe my brow and I sweat my rust

im breathing in the chemicals

myulteriormotive:

🐸☕️
This tea is too hot

vodkapapii:

mostlycatsmostly:

Abort

HOW DID IT LAND

turntechgnostalgia:

reblog if you agree

thatoneoncer:

angelclark:

A guy named Andrew had a Starbucks Gold card (which gets you a free drink of your choice after you buy 12) and a single goal: to beat the previous world record for the most expensive Starbucks drink ever.

As anyone who has accomplished anything in life will tell you, thorough prep is key to achieving your goals. With 128-ounce glass in hand, Andrew stepped into Starbucks and enlisted the help of his friendly local Starbucks baristas.

Thus, the legend of the Sexagintuple Vanilla Bean Mocha Frappuccino was born. Total cost: $54.75. But for Gold-card holding Andrew, it was free.

And guess what? They’re changing the whole damn policy now. Instead of one free drink of choice, you’ll have a $4 off coupon. So, good job, asshole. You ruined it for everyone.

typicaltaurus:

What level did ur dog learn flamethrower

melinatedwinter:

kimreesesdaughter:

hesnotmyturtle:

papicleve:

thecherrywinehouse:

weloveshortvideos:

that wasn’t suppose to happen

me

Omg lmao

Same lmfao

My dad.

wasn’t spose to happen my ass, that was a textbook foot sweep!!!!

jeankd:

uncensoredhijabii:

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this is so fucking beautiful

There is some hope in the world. 

swagyoulater:

Couldn’t have said it better myself